Saturday, May 31, 2003
France -
An ancient nation with a very busy and interesting
history. Prone to violence, but only when
times are desperate, it is now powerful without
being particularily militaristic.
Positives:
Historical and Proud.
Powerful without Needing Force.
Technologically Advanced.
Negatives:
Viewed as Pompous and Cowardly.
Stubborn.
Resemblance to Frogs.
Which Country of the World are You?
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*hmmm... secret! hahahaha!* shhhh.. I walk by night... *beep*
dependent
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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*haayyy.. kelangan ko na atang tumigil sa pagkukuha ng mga pagsusulit...*
You Can Talk to Animals!
What's Your Magic Power?
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Cocaine.
You like to talk,
you like to run,
but most of all you like to have fun.
Which drug should you be hooked on? [now with pictures]
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*GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUuUuUuUuNnNn!!! HIHIHIHI!*
Raver Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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*hihihihi!! I LuuuV TO DANCE!! hihihi! Di ko parin gets kung ano un nasa tiyan nya! hihihi!! I think yun ung lollipop na ring! hehe!!
WHAT TYPE OF WILD CREATURE ARE YOU? (New Pictures!)
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* uhmm.. i wanna be a fish.. hehehe!! parang un goggles namin! hehe! he's still alive!
You are a child's kiss. Completely sweet and
innocent and pure. You mean no harm and only
love in your sweet kisses.
What kind of kiss are you?
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* ang corny! hahaha! you want to kiss me?! gusto ko yung tongue eh!! buhuhuhuhu!!
Thursday, May 29, 2003
You are The Twins, from "The Matrix."
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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** gawdd...
took the past life thingy test.. here's what it says...
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greenland around the year 1725.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?
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* hmmm... quite true.. hahaha!
*hmm.. it's already 11:03 pm and I need to wake up tomorrow at 5:30.. hmm... haha!
Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greenland around the year 1725.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
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Do you remember now?
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* hmmm... quite true.. hahaha!
*hmm.. it's already 11:03 pm and I need to wake up tomorrow at 5:30.. hmm... haha!
Actually, someone e-mailed this to me! hihihi!
*Not for the squimish or the uhmm.. weak-hearted or something.. heehehe! because.. it's really gross..
1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy
sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng
nabubulok na bayabas. ito'y dumidikit sa damit,
at humahalo sa pawis.
madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na
sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci, etc,
dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.
Put@#$%, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo????!!!
2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs.
madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na
inilalagay sa katawan. maaari ding mamuo kung
hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang
babae. Ang KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga
babaeng malalaki ang joga.
"Honey, maligo ka na kaya para maalis yang
KUKURIKAPU mo...
3. MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal.
mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang
isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito
naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na
lamang kung ipapa-laser ito.
"How nice naman your MULMUL!
4. BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet.
madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang
pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap
alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. ipinapayo
sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y
maalis.
"Labs, alam ko kung anong kinain mo kanina!!!
5. ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang
makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa
quiapo. ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis
na swelas. mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero
kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki. available in blue,
red, green, etc.
6. BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. ito'y madalas
na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. imbes na normal na
balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong
makintab na takip.
7. AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief
dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo
ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng
hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.
8. DUKIT--- ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung
isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit....try it to
prove it thats DUKIT
9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika an
nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.
Ex. "Buti naman at bumaba na sa puwesto ang
spongklong nating Presidente."
10.LAPONGGA - ito's kahintulad sa laplapan o
kaya ay lamasan
Ex. "Hoy Utoy, bakit ba ang hilig mo sa mga
sineng puro lapongga lang ang palabas?"
11.WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na
kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging
nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.
Ex. "Inay! Si Itay, sinaksak yung kapitbahay
natin kasi hinila yung weneklek niya!"
12.BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.
Ex. "Uy Jefferson, tingnan mo si Ma'am, baktung
na naman!"
13.bakti --- bakat panty
14.asogue --- buhok sa kilikili
15.barnakol --- maitim na libag sa batok na
naipon sa matagal na panahon
16.bultokachi - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet
kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak
17.butuytuy - etits ng bata
18.jabarr - pawis ng katawan
19.kalamantutay - mabahong pangalan
20.mcarthur - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush
*hehehehehe! *roll on floor laughing* hehehee!*
went to SM today.. bought some socks, ballpens, erasers, clips and food for tomorrow!!! yeheyyy!!! hihihihihihi! Oh I'm going to Bataan.. hookey hookey hookey hookey hookey land.. I dunno where I heard that song... hihihi! uhmm.. I'm weird... and because of that, I bought two packs of that rainbow brite jelly ace.. and while eating some of it.. reminiscing of the good old days! hahaha!
* just want to thank cheska for visiting my blog! yeheyy!!
Wednesday, May 28, 2003
... that I collect tissue papers?! and hehe! Any tissue paper! ..as long as it has a print or a design.. hihihi! at present.. I have 80 different tissues from restaurants or even the ones we buy in the supermarket.. hihi! So whoever you are reading this blog.. If you happen to see an interesting or boring looking tissue... Take it and give it to me! hihihihi! thanksss!
Tuesday, May 27, 2003
can someone buy this fone for me... puh puh puhlleaassee!! hihihi!
Ever since we bought those identical Paul Frank
this is Julius.. the Paul Frank wide-mouthed monkey!
* by the way, the monkey at the right side is also.. you guessed it! Julius! hihihihi!
hehehe.. I do not know why people watch Meteor Garden.. I think Joy agrees with me on this one.. pero dun sa mga friends ko na nanunuod.. this is my own opinion kaya sana wag kayong magalit.. Hindi ko lang alam may mga pinapanuod din ako na ayaw niyo.. hehehe.. I just think na it's kinda.. uhmmm.. ewan.. basta ayaw ko lang sa kanya.. hehehe! Joy even told me na it's everywhere.. on buses, posters and everywhere in Divisoria... hihihi! And I'm not aware of it! haha! shame.. shame.. ok.. that's all.. I also think it's the "japanese translated into Filipino" version of the S Club 7 in Hollywood shown in the Disney Channel.. hihihi!!
Sunday, May 25, 2003
I was watching the replay of the MTV VJ Hunt finals night last night... and let me just say.. even though it was the "JUDGEMENT DAY" for them... they still didn't make a final effort to do their best... Oh well.. the funny thing is, Toni Taus even brought along her "Friendship Club" so that someone will cheer for her! haha! Another one was Greg because when he was introducing the next band, he didn't know what the band's name was because it wasn't written in the paper he was holding and then he panicked (?) and started to shake! haha! Greg... magsayaw ka nalang... And then there was the winner for the "Smart's Texters Choice" Award was given, for the men, it was Nino with about 8,000+ votes, then for the ladies it was Toni, with can you believe, 18,000+ votes! wwoooww... Even KC and Belinda couldn't believe that her votes were that many.. hmmm... I'm starting to think that her "text brigade" was quite true... Ok... the fun thing was anouncing the winner... Belinda called out some "gay cleaning ladies" to "MAKE-UP" the winners... On the girl's side, Patty was so funny because even though she was already eating the powder she's still laughing and hugging those ladies.... On the men's side, Johan got somewhat like the kiss of death before he got powdered... hhmmm.. I wonder if Chase will cut down Johan's hair because he lost... naaahhh..
I wonder why Kelly's not present in the finals night?! Could he feel that he's going to lose?! hihihi!
I wonder why Kelly's not present in the finals night?! Could he feel that he's going to lose?! hihihi!
Saturday, May 24, 2003
I'm tired of quizzes but guess what the last quiz resulted to...
Uh, duh, you are Patrick Staaaaaar. . . . . . . . .
. . From Ssspongebob
Squareppantssssssssssssss.
Which Nickeloden Character are you?
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bbbeeepppp...
Uh, duh, you are Patrick Staaaaaar. . . . . . . . .
. . From Ssspongebob
Squareppantssssssssssssss.
Which Nickeloden Character are you?
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bbbeeepppp...
yeahh yeahh... more quiz results... hehehe!

You are a Teddy Bear.
What Fruity Object Are You?
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Are teddy bears really fruity.. I don't get it... buhuhuhu! uhmm.. and the teddy looks gay..
You are a Teddy Bear.
What Fruity Object Are You?
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Are teddy bears really fruity.. I don't get it... buhuhuhu! uhmm.. and the teddy looks gay..
Jude Law: you like them romantic and British with
beauiful green eyes.
Which guy are you destined to have sex with?
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Jude Law?! uhhmm.. I watched Gattaca and Enemy at the Gates but uhmm... I never thought he'll be the guy I'm destined to have sex with. Should I feel blessed?! :(
I took an IQ test and this is what it tells me...
Results of Your IQ Test
IQ Score = 135
What does your score mean?
Wow! A score above 130 means that your performance on this test was way above average. Actually, according to this test, you are absolutely brilliant. Only a very small percentage of people score this high.
yeah.. yeah.. tell that to every person who takes the test...
Results of Your IQ Test
IQ Score = 135
What does your score mean?
Wow! A score above 130 means that your performance on this test was way above average. Actually, according to this test, you are absolutely brilliant. Only a very small percentage of people score this high.
yeah.. yeah.. tell that to every person who takes the test...
I went to the site called The Death Clock and it tells me that I'm going to die on October 13, 2066 and I still have 2,000,306,750 seconds to live. According to my calculations, I'll die at the age of 79... phew.. I hope my body'll live up to that age.. hihihihihi!
Why oh why do I want to know these things... tskk..tskk..
can anybody tell me who these are?




Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Something about...
...::: HANS MOLEMAN :::...
Did you know that..
* His real name is Ralph Mellish.
* He's only 31 years old and he lives at the Springfield Retirement Home!
* He lives in 920 Oak Grove, Springfield, USA, 90701
* Homer once tried to replace Bart for Hans Moleman because he says that kissing Hans' head is like kissing a peanut? maybe I should try that one of these days.. hmmm.. not a bad idea...
* He has escaped death about 18 times?!
* He wrote a poem starting with " I think that I shall never see... My cataracts are blinding me..."
* He was once hypnotized into thinking that the Simpsons were his family
* He assumed that he made a friend when he heard Marge talking to herself in the library
* He tried to audition for the role of Poochie the dog
* He's already made a movie entitiled "Man Getting Hit by Football".. here's the script..
Hans Moleman narrates, "Hans Moleman productions presents `Man Getting Hit By Football'." Hans stands on a walkway; someone tosses a football at him. It hits him right in the groin, and he doubles over in pain.
* He's hosted a Radio Show entitled "Moleman in the Morning" on K-Jazz Radio
"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay."
* He was left behind in an X-ray machine as the doctor leaves for the weekend...
* He has taught a class on "How to eat an orange"
* He took Marge's sister Selma for a date
* His thick eyeglasses once acted as a magnifying glass and the sun catches him on fire
* He was accidentaly buried alive in the Springfield cemetary
yeah yeah... I know.. he lives a sad and unfortunate life... BUT!
*I LIKE HANS MOLEMAN!!!*
freaky...
Did you know that..
* His real name is Ralph Mellish.
* He's only 31 years old and he lives at the Springfield Retirement Home!
* He lives in 920 Oak Grove, Springfield, USA, 90701
* Homer once tried to replace Bart for Hans Moleman because he says that kissing Hans' head is like kissing a peanut? maybe I should try that one of these days.. hmmm.. not a bad idea...
* He has escaped death about 18 times?!
* He wrote a poem starting with " I think that I shall never see... My cataracts are blinding me..."
* He was once hypnotized into thinking that the Simpsons were his family
* He assumed that he made a friend when he heard Marge talking to herself in the library
* He tried to audition for the role of Poochie the dog
* He's already made a movie entitiled "Man Getting Hit by Football".. here's the script..
Hans Moleman narrates, "Hans Moleman productions presents `Man Getting Hit By Football'." Hans stands on a walkway; someone tosses a football at him. It hits him right in the groin, and he doubles over in pain.
"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay."
* He was left behind in an X-ray machine as the doctor leaves for the weekend...
* He has taught a class on "How to eat an orange"
* He took Marge's sister Selma for a date
* His thick eyeglasses once acted as a magnifying glass and the sun catches him on fire
* He was accidentaly buried alive in the Springfield cemetary
yeah yeah... I know.. he lives a sad and unfortunate life... BUT!
freaky...
aahhhhhhh... the original... the one and only...
*SUPEHSTAHHH!*
(w/ feelings)

Mary Catherine Gallagher a.k.a "the Superstar!" in her ever famous pose
ok...ok... I still can't get over it.. haha! I'm just glad Johan won!!! woohhhoo!! hehehhe!

JOHAN! JOHAN! HE'S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN'T DO IT... THEN... UHHMM... SOMEBODY ELSE WILL!

Tuesday, May 20, 2003
tasting 1..2..3..
~~ the old gray mare
she aint what she used to be,
aint what she used to be... ~~
salamat to my seester!!!
rainier wolfcastle.. a.k.a McBain.. hmmmm.....
she aint what she used to be,
aint what she used to be... ~~
salamat to my seester!!!
rainier wolfcastle.. a.k.a McBain.. hmmmm.....